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Ek gaan weerstaan…Ek gaan weerstaan.
Maar ek is tempted…Nee, ek gaan nie…
Hoe graag ek ookal my mening wil lig gaan ek nie ook ‘n Steve-verwante aanbrandsel hier skryf nie….
Hier is eerder iets om die gemoedere te lig (kom ons kyk hoe skerp julle is…):
Beste Nuushofies van regoor die wêreld vir 2007:
(Hierdie is was werklike koerantopskrifte! Rerig!)
“Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter”
“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says”
“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers”
“Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?”
“Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over”
“Miners Refuse to Work after Death”
“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant”
“War Dims Hope for Peace”
“If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile”
“Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures”
“Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide”
“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”
“Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge”
“New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group”
“Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”
“Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”
“Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half”
“Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors”
En my gunsteling:
“Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”
